Here's what I expect to see in the chat: 
[ Spoof by Brightstar]

Hi Clay! 
Hey there Clay 
How ya doin' Clay 
I love you Clay 
Me too 
I love u more 
Love your hair 
Please change your hair 
Loved your Charlotte concert!!! 
How's Parker? 
Would u like to go back to Broadway? 
Stop asking Parker questions 
No Parker questions 
Please don't ask about Parker or he may stop the chat! 
What's ur fav color 
Would you consider playing a straight man in a romantic role? 
Hey Clay, what's up? 
Love ya Clay 
Slow chat, I can't keep up!1! 
The chat is for questions only! 
Stop telling Clay hello--ask a question 
Hey, KatiesueluvsClay, isn't this a hoot! 
Love your voice, Clay, I could listen if you sang the phone book 
Do you want another child? 
Can we throw you a retirement party? 
How does it make you feel when ur in the tabloids 
Clay's not retiring stupid! 
I can't believe you asked that 
Clay, what is the most meaningful book you ever read, what is your favorite character in that book, and would you consider writing a screenplay based on the book. Who would you choose to direct it. Thank you very much. 
This is so fun Clay thank u! 
Tighter pants, Clay, IYKWIMAITTYD! 
OMG I had to work late and I didn't think I'd make it. Sideswiped 2 cars on my way home! Ha ha!! 
Love you sweetie! 
when did you talk to Ruben last 
I loved it when you sent us on that scavenger hunt! Oh, and I loved when you let us tour your bus! Mwah! 
Are you and KLo still friends? 
What's up? 
I know you don't want us to ask about Parker, but could you just post one picture and I promise I'll shut up. 
Why do you keep saying ur not cool? 
Would you consider playing a movie role where the character is shirtless? 
No.Parker.questions.you.idiot. 
Slow chat!!!!!!!!!!! 
Luv u Clay!! 
How's Parker? 
Wait. Where'd Clay go?